Italian Mother-in-law

Some important lessons for Mother in laws !!! (esp the new ones )

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An Italian mother-in-law is giving directions to her son-in-law who is coming to visit with his wife on vacation.

 

"You comma to de front door of the apartmenta.

I am inna apartmenta 301.

There issa bigga panel at the front door.

With you elbow, pusha button 301.

 

I will buzza you in.

Come inside, the elevator is on the right.

Get in, and with you elbow, pusha 3.

When you get out, I'mma on the left.

With you elbow, hit my doorbell."

 

" Mother-in-law, that sounds easy, but,

why am I hitting all these buttons with my elbow..????????

 

 "What..... exclaimed the mother-in-law, You coming empty handed..???"