NEVER WATCH TV WITH YOUR WIFE.........Happening in our house..?

This is hilariously classic! 

A couple are watching an IPL match on the TV together. 

After five minutes: 

Wife: Is that Bret Lee?
Husband: No. He's Chris Gayle. Bret Lee is the bowler.

Wife: Brett Lee is smart-looking. He should be in the movies like 

his brother.
Husband: He doesn't have an actor brother.

Wife: What about Bruce Lee?
Husband: No no, Brett Lee is an Australian.

Wife: OK. Look. Another wicket in just two minutes.
Husband: No,  it's called action replay.

Wife: Looks like India is going to win this one.
Husband: It's not India. It's Bangalore vs Kolkatta.

Wife: Why is the umpire calling for a helicopter?
Husband: He's not calling for a helicopter. It's a free hit.

Wife: Did the spectators not pay for the tickets? Why is it a free hit?

 

Wife: Now whom is he saying 'HI' to?
Husband: He's signalling a 'bye'.
Wife: Why is he saying bye? Is the game over?

Wife: How many runs to win?
Husband: 72 in 36 balls.
Wife: Ah. That's easy. Just 2 runs in 1 ball.

Frustrated husband turns off the TV.    

Wife turns it on again and watches 'Tarak Mehta Ka Ulta Chasma'.

Husband: Who is this Tarak Mehta and who is the fat person standing beside him  ?
Wife: Don't you dare disturb me now.....